*is pondering recent developments within his life first thing in the morning*
Varian: I feel like my life is a fanfic.
the Madman: Dear, I think you passed “fanfic” a long time ago.
Varian: You’re right. My life is a fairy tale.
the Madman: Need I remind you that Love is infinite?
Varian: No, I know that, it’s just…this is overwhelming right now. I’m side-eyeing the hell out of e/Everyone right now, especially my feelings involving [person].
Varian: Take just one part of my past life, and you’ve got an action/adventure/romance movie plot. Smash it all together, and you’ve got a fairy tale.